My Most Important Pieces Of Sex Advice For Teenagers
- Always have sex with a consenting partner if you want to have sex with them and are comfortable doing so.
- Don’t confuse wanting to tell people you’ve had sex, with wanting to have sex. If you just want to tell people you’ve had sex, just lie, make someone up, or find someone else who wants to tell people they’ve had sex, and lie together. You can lie more convincingly if you spend some alone time together, you can spend this time watching movies, playing charades, eating cereal, or whatever.
- Don’t have sex if you don’t want to have sex.
- Don’t let anyone tell you you don’t want to have sex, if you do.
- Remember that having had sex does not make you special.
- Remember that not having had sex does not make you special.
- Remember that having had sex does not make you abnormal.
- Remember that not having has sex does not make you abnormal.
- Sex is not an Xbox achievement.
- Abstinence is not an Xbox achievement.
- You’re allowed to experiment.
- You’re allowed to be kinky.
- You’re allowed to ask questions and give advice during sex, and you’ll have better sex if you do.
- Not having had sex doesn’t invalidate your gender or personhood.
- Having had sex doesn’t invalidate your gender or personhood.
- No one is obligated to have sex with you, no, not even if you heard they blew the whole football team and then ate out all the cheerleaders. No, not even if they actually did that. Everyone is allowed to say no to you, regardless of their sexual history.
- You are not obligated to have sex with anyone, even if you blew the entire football team and ate out all the cheerleaders. You are allowed to say no to everyone, regardless of your sexual history.
- No one is obligated to say no to anyone either. Everyone is allowed to say yes to whoever they want.
- Use protection, seriously guys.
This has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighbrohood prodomme.
This is pretty much my advice too.
